Funny Donation

So, there I am, watching coverage of the relief efforts. The camera pans across vast arrangements of shoes, sorted by size, set out in great tight rectangles like they're soldiers on Officer's Review.

I pause the Tivo and look again.

Someone's donated a set of bright red ankle high five inch spike heels.

Now, who donates bright red ankle high five inch spike heels to a hurricane relief charity? Is it out of concern for the displaced dominatrix population of New Orleans?

"I got out with my birth certificate, my family photos and my Jeanette Heartwood flogger...."